The appearance of a small cloud on Venus will encourage you to indulge in many prolonged outbursts of the 'I have never been so insulted in my whole life' type complaint, especially when faced with a temperamental waiter or a mayor's representative. Enjoy.

Cats and dogs, but not hamsters or guinea pigs, may prevent a small drinks party from going according to plan - advise your guests to digest their food fully in order to avoid problems later.

Noises in the boiler room (or any especially warm room in your home) will be traced to a down-and-out who has adopted this part of your house as a refuge. Ensure that you take a full inventory of your underpants before he leaves.