appearance of a small cloud on Venus will encourage you to indulge in many prolonged
outbursts of the 'I have never been so insulted in my
whole life' type complaint, especially when faced with a temperamental
waiter or a mayor's representative. Enjoy.
and dogs, but not hamsters or guinea pigs, may prevent a small drinks party from
going according to plan - advise your guests to digest their food fully in order
to avoid problems later.
in the boiler room (or any especially warm room in your home) will be traced to
a down-and-out who has adopted this part of your house as a refuge. Ensure that
you take a full inventory of your underpants before he leaves.