A foul swearing neighbor will have you in his sights this month and will hurl insults which would make even a cynical armed services PE trainer blush.

On no account let this neighbor get away with anything, and prepare a sheet of foul swearing insults which you should hurl back with equivalent vigor. You will find this experience exhilarating after the initial shock, but do not stop walking at any time during the exchange.

A pudding is destined to have a pivotal import on the 5th and furry things with legs may never feel secure in your house again.