Aries - May 2007 - Funny Horoscope

The term 'never kid a kidder' has never been more opportune this month, as Neptune crosses your segment in an arch of 65.376 degrees.

Ensure all household chores are completed by the 18th and then take extreme rest for at least 5 days.

Not one of your plans will come to fruition this month so do not waste time in making any plans.

 

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