Aquarius - May 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Switzerland will become important to you this month in ways not immediately apparent.

Drapes and wallpaper are well starred, as is painting doors on the inside of your house. Outside doors should be left until later in the year due to a possible disruption between Neptune and Saturn (but the charts will be more descriptive next month).

A History Professor has your telephone number in his book and is set to make a pleasant call to you around the 26th. Perhaps it is best to brush up on the Australian Constitution just in case he asks any questions.

 

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