A Scorpio's claws are never blunted so cling on this month refusing to let go only until you get what you are clinging on for or the authorities have been called AND they are on their way.

Beware of a red car and a Mexican's Dorito on the 17th as this chance encounter is set to become a well known joke at your expense in Mexican stand up comedy clubs throughout the entire New Mexico area.

You will make up one of the world's finest nick names this month for an annoying guy who lives near you. It is only a matter of time until your entire neighborhood use it admiringly.