On a chance visit to a Subway's on the 7th you will discover that they have completely run out of tomatoes in a Twilight Zone kind of way. Make the most of this and you are likely to get a free sandwich, coupled with a regular contributor status on a local vegetarian radio phone-in show.

A company you invested in during the dot com boom, which you had written off, is set to haunt you this month with the possibility that you are called as a witness in a fraud trial. Practice saying 'I know nothing' in front of a mirror for three hours before testifying.