You will be airlifted to safety in the middle of the month following a misunderstanding involving a refrigerator with too many tomatoes in it. Try not to let this trigger off your volcanic anger, especially in the helicopter which could ditch disastrously.

Save up your residual anger for a chance encounter with a man who once sold your mother a worthless cup and saucer for $30. Yes you do still have it - middle cupboard in the spare room, third from the left.