A picture of you will appear on the internet around 10th which links you to the latest Walt Disney movie release. You will receive numerous requests for media appointments, all of which should be taken advantage of for the very generous expenses payments on offer. (This may be the only time in your life that you will be able to drink from a mini-bar in your hotel room without feeling panicked by the expense. Enjoy. Neptune loves ya baby.)

A break-dancer who ten years ago bought clothing you gave to a charity shop will appear on national television.