A
Scottish ancestor, that you do not speak about in your family any more, could
make an appearance which will have devastating consequences for the well being
of a dwarf tree in your garden. Ensure the tree is watered throughout the month
and top up with phosphates as required. A
milky drink will give you one of the soundest nights of sleep you have ever known
on the 24th, which will fill you with goodwill to man and a generous tip to a
street bum the day afterwards. Unfortunately the street bum will use this money
to buy liquor and his damaged liver's only hope will be that the street tramp
is prevented from finishing the bottle by a vicious beating by another street
bum. |