June 2007 - Funny Horoscope

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Allowed to smell the sole of the kicking foot of the high karate kickers of Omaha

Delinquent Lifetime Achievement Award: Scaring playground bullies since 1967

Thanked by the Guild of Cross Eyed Star Worshipers for 18 consecutive months

Awarded the Laughter using Planets in Comedy Golden Tongue May 2007

Thanked by Nasa for predicting a conjunction no one else did January 2006

Accredited by the Department of Homeland Security (USA) for predicting terrorism using the stars

 

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