Your attempts to take up extreme sports will receive another boost this month when, whilst walking out to your car, you will (unbelievably) catch in your arms a large television set thrown out of an upstairs window. The adrenaline rush you get from the success of this catch will feature heavily in your after-dinner talk circuit, and possibly on Letterman, later in your catching career.

Yes, this month you will stumble over the next big thing - catching stuff. Prepare a detailed business plan and present this to your local bank - they will give you a very preferential loan - luckily for you, your bank manager is a skydiver under the influence of Venus.

Trouble is brewing down the Bowling Alley which ultimately will only be resolvable by a fist fight. Start your preparations now as this could climax in the next 6 months. Beware fellow bowlers whose clothing matches their Alley supplied bowling shoes.