well loved aunt who has an international police record as an anti-globalization
protester, is set to make a welcome call this month. Avoid taking her to any McDonald's
or Starbuck's from which she has a globe-wide ban. If the old coot absentmindedly
follows you in, she will be noisily arrested with surprising speed. Try to avoid
getting into any security camera shots with her, preferring to wear large hats
throughout the month. Practice an untraceable foreign accent for emergencies.
and diving are, once again, under the direct influence of Jupiter for most of
the month (the planet is a keen water sports fan). However, from the 9th a negative
conjunction with Saturn suggests problems with your knees. Ensure enough ointment
is on hand especially if the cracking sound coming from your legs can be heard
over the speedboat's engine...