Sun is expected to add spice into your life around the 4th when an unlikely career
development presents itself in the form of what looks like a small furry animal.
Accept this development with glee, although do not part with any of your savings
until you have in your possession at least three of the pictures of your boss
in the promised, incriminating, position of
your tongue is set for a poor month. Avoid licking stamps after 15th and ice cream
should be eaten with a spoon, not erotically, after the 10th.
China they are about to name a new disease after you, following an extensive search
on the internet for a new name. Just think: One day you could be as famous as
AIDS. Employ a media management agency to investigate possible revenue streams.