Virgo - July 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Frankincense and tinned beans in a tomato sauce are two substances which are set to make this month a much more livelier one than of late.

Jupiter has cast its proverbial net over the imaginary tropic of Malaysia with the result that any attempts to make your TV remote work without massaging the batteries first is doomed to failure.

Someone with your name will be excommunicated in Rome this month. Do not let this put you off going to church on Sunday, although perhaps it is best to take your passport with you to back up any questions with which you may be faced.

Meditation in all of its hummy forms are ill starred this month, perhaps try sleeping on your back to see what happens.

 

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