A not much happening month - spend as much of your time as possible on the beach with a bucket and spade.

Mercury's flagellation of Neptune's under region presents an interesting life changing possibility on the 8th. Inflatable sex dolls are well starred, in particular sheep or human forms. Resist your initial impulse of propriety only so that it increases the erotica at a later time.

A conjunction on the cusp of Pluto has many likely rational explanations, do not immediately assume you are part of an international conspiracy despite very clear signals that this is the case.

A cuddly toy has gone missing in a Toy Story type incident your kind will never understand.