This month dream premonitions are likely to be more accurate than ever as Mars is ingratiated with Neptune in a moment of cautious nocturnal bondage. Allow these dream messages to determine every single one of your decisions this month.

Sometimes dreams can be rationalized literally, other times symbolically. Choose which is which by flipping a coin - Heads is literally, tails symbolically, but only until the 16th. After this time this advice should be reversed (apart from a brief moment on the 18th when it should be reversed back again before dusk).

Dreams about fish, time travel and knee-high boots are particularly good. Dreams about Smurfs, hotel reservations gone wrong and open air Operas are dire warnings of your mortality.