Libra - July 2007 - Funny Horoscope

The Summer Solstice in the northern Hemisphere has triggered a rare parallel duality which may present itself to you in the form of a neighbor who claims to be able to travel through time.

Listen to your neighbor's meanderings for no more than 7 minutes tops before claiming there is something in the oven you must urgently attend to. Your neighbor will recognize this as the international time traveler's sign of '10-4 over and out' and will completely understand your speedy exit.

Kenyan cuisine is well starred, as is any exotic bread with nuts on the top.

Neptune's conjunctivitis will cause a dinner party to end abruptly in strange circumstances around the 9th, either in your own home or in a home down your street. Avoid Californian wine until after the 25th just to be on the safe side.


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