Summer Solstice in the northern Hemisphere has triggered a rare parallel duality
which may present itself to you in the form of a neighbor who claims to be able
to travel through time.
to your neighbor's meanderings for no more than 7 minutes tops before claiming
there is something in the oven you must urgently attend to. Your neighbor will
recognize this as the international time traveler's sign of '10-4
over and out' and will completely understand your speedy exit.
cuisine is well starred, as is any exotic bread with nuts on the top.
conjunctivitis will cause a dinner party to end abruptly in strange circumstances
around the 9th, either in your own home or in a home down your street. Avoid Californian
wine until after the 25th just to be on the safe side.