Leo - July 2007 - Funny Horoscope

This month a tennis match and a bowl of strawberries should not be used as an excuse to put off an important decision.

Split up a half finished book of Post-It notes and use them to construct a timeline of your life's achievements to date.

Now that the Summer solstice has passed (on 21st June) you are 50% more likely than usual to invent a new world religion and construct a hypothesis for water purification for the third world. Publish your findings and arrange for your accountant to find the best tax efficient means of holding any money you get from this in an offshore bank account, Venus suggests Bermuda, Saturn prefers Uzbekistan.

Your optimal meditation color this month is green, although you are likely to not have enough time for your spiritual well being this month as your assigned tax collector comes under the influence of a rampant Uranus inspired supervisor.

 

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