Gemini - July 2007 - Funny Horoscope

You will aggressively overtake a circus dwarf whilst he is taking his driving test this month. This will anger the dwarf so much that when you inevitably attend one of his performances, around the 16th, he will mercilessly harangue you until you cry. Take two boxes of tissue and a small blanket to avoid the media when you leave the performance.

Your meditation color this month is browny yellow. Your preferred chant sound will be the sound with no name.

This month our security experts advise issuing you with a cushion advisory which is in force for the whole month. This could be upgraded to a bean bag advisory in the next two months at short notice.
 

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