Capricorn - July 2007 - Funny Horoscope

On reading the early chapters of the new Harry Potter book out on 21st July you will be shocked to realize how much your life mimics that of the character Dumbledore. Get to page 113 and stop reading for the rest of the month to be on the safe-side.

A homosexual will give you a piece of advice that you will later rely on to place a large, successful, bet with a heavily set thug from the docks.

This month your best meditation technique will be to sit quietly, cross legged, on a meditation mat. Your favored sound will involve the word "icky".

 

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