Cancer - July 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A prehistoric find will adversely impact on your well being this month when it appears that a picture of your dog was carved in a newly discovered Red Indian cave 14,000 years ago (yes it is him, his name is written underneath). Resist the temptation to call the media, they will track you down in due course, use this lead time to find a hiding place.

Your favored proverb this month will be: 'Many hands make light work'.

This month's preferred meditation position and sound is that of the surprised, constipated, goat.

 

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