Aries - July 2007 - Funny Horoscope

With Venus in retrograde, take this opportunity to temper your typically arrogant SoB Ariean attitude.

In Roman times, Emperors employed minions to walk at their side telling them: "Remember you are mortal." Employ a server from your local Dunkin Donuts to provide this service for you this month: pay $2 above the minimum wage for this part time, evening only, position.

Your optimal meditation color this month is purple with yellow stars, and your chant sound is "ppppptttfffft" (using pursed lips).

 

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