Aquarius - July 2007 - Funny Horoscope

As a verbose Aquarian, you can sometimes come across, accidentally, as a consummately persuasive person. Use this valuable talent for negotiations involving a land deal with simple folk.

Itemize all of your expenses this month in a small blue book which you should keep safely and secured from flood and fire, but not pestilence.

In a freak professional wrestling inspired planetary confluence, your favored wrestling move will be a 'forearm smash' and not your usual 'flying grapevine from off the top rope'.

This month's optimal meditation color is flaming pink, and your chant sound is "oooooh look at her..."

 

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