Libra - January 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A chance encounter in a fast food restaurant on the 7th will encourage you to reconsider your life goals, especially with regards to processed meat products.

When looking to buy a pet on the 16th you will be drawn to a cute puppy with a small limp and a shiny nose: name him Lenny and pat him liberally around the waist.

A tall lady with an exaggerated walk is set to make your in-town dining activities more entertaining than ever before, especially when she eats pizza. Mayonnaise is also well starred for some reason or other.

 

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