Something you have at one time dreamed for, a thing possibly containing the letter e in the word but a u is also possible, is set to come true even if only for the shortest moment this month. Enjoy. You deserve it.

You have never been more concerned about your appearance. In spite of this, avoid makeup from the 8th (until dawn of the 23rd) as Uranus is determined to bork your makeup applying hand with violent upswings.

On the 16th a street bum will improbably give you his loose change - beware, this could be a prank TV stunt - do not give your consent to them using the videoed evidence - however enjoy the copious amount of alcoholic beverage (including nuts) they offer in the negotiations...