Cancer - January 2007 - Funny Horoscope

You will try Ben and Jerry's new Rat in the Trap ice cream this month. When finishing the carton ensure that all of the sticky bits have been consumed as they could lead to a violent cat choking incident when it licks the carton afterwards.

A conjunction between a small truck and a larger red one will place a strain on your relationship with the German nation.

Eat fish more than 4 times this month, but never on a Friday.

 

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