Aries - January 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A small conjunction between Pluto and Mercury bodes ill for the 17th. On this day you could be faced with a pivotal decision which can only be resolved by the use of a toy Tarot card set. Always remember that the power of the Tarot is never enhanced by an overly cynical attitude.

A small African ornament on the fireplace will grow by half an inch this month but nobody will notice.

A toiletting incident is set to make you question your faith this month, this is because Mars is about to enter the gamma of Taurus on a happy note sideways.

 

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