Virgo - February 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Avoid white or light-blue shirts on the 14th as they are doomed to red wine and/or rust stains.

A book you are reading will introduce floristry into your life on the 10th.

Remember to keep an open mind when trying out any new activity, although not with anyone attempting Karma Sutra on you - any of the positions over number 17 are ill-starred for the first half of the year and should be avoided completely unless you can pull at least two of your limbs out of their socket.

Ensure enough warmed cushions are on hand at all times.

Your lucky sport is sailing.

 

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