Taurus - February 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Poor weather will be blamed for changing your plans on the 2nd, however this is really due to Neptune which is adjacent.

On walking to the car on the 18th you will be encouraged to moderate your pace by a small dog determined to bring you down. Ensure all doors are closed firmly to prevent this mutt from following you into the car, and especially check it is not hiding under seats as part of a surprise attack.

Planetary tip for the home: a vacuum cleaner can be used to scare most small yappy type dogs - especially if you have the beater bar on.

Your lucky meditation chant will include the phrase: "hhhhh-oooooommmmmm!"

 

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