Pisces - February 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A call you make on 20th on your cell phone will have wide ranging repercussions in the telecommunications industry. Your call has a 57.2% chance that it will tip the system over into chaos; a new disaster recovery strategy will eventually be named after you.

A controversial political view you have long held will come to a head this month and may only be settled with a messy breakfast food fight metaphor involving eggs or legs of ham, or custard pies.

This month your destiny wears the shorts of a teen but the checked jersey of an 80 year-old.

 

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