Leo - February 2007 - Funny Horoscope

The extremely high impact yoga workout DVD that you received as a present during the recent season of giving, has changed the karmic ether in your house. To those who study these things, this is clearly visible from the road, so expect more than your share of door-to-door salesmen and religious nuts over the coming month.

Try as hard as you can to achieve the required levels of suppleness for section three of the aforementioned yoga DVD as this skill will be useful when handling an incident involving a fish swimming in a bowl of water on the 15th.

This month your lucky chilled pudding is chocolate mousse.

 

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