Gemini - February 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A bird will bring you good tidings this month, although its feathers could make your asthma worse.

A minor choking incident around 7th could lead to unexpected consequences for an Italian neighbor and a vase of flowers.

Whilst cooking a chicken meal on the 18th your elbow will be knocked violently whilst adding the salt.

This month your lucky armpit will be the left one.

 

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