Cancer - February 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Your job prospects are well starred this month after a period of being in the dumps. A manager will look to you for support around the 25th: use this opportunity to ingratiate yourself unashamedly.

You will be given 50% more change than you deserve in a transaction involving a shop assistant on the 28th. The planets are unsure what you should do about this: Saturn says keep the money, Mars says give it back.

Your lucky Rat Pack member will be Sammy Davis Junior again this month.

 

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