Aries - February 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A larva hot-lamp that you or a hippy inspired relative owned in the 1960's will impact on your life this month in ways unforeseeably messy at the moment.

Ensure you accurately tie any shoe laces, or other knots in your clothing, to avoid embarrassment as, after 15th, a planetary alignment will attempt to trip you up.

Your lucky scarf color is red this month.

 

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