Taurus - December 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A contract which gave Microsoft rights over all creative work authored by you while using their software (which you agreed to when you clicked Agree without reading all of the clauses when installing Microsoft software in 1998) is set to reduce your income this month by over a third. Let this be a lesson to you next time a violent argument breaks out in which you take Microsoft's side.

A cantankerous old man has you in his sights - you are blamed for an incident which left him wobbling at a supermarket or bowling green around the 17th. You will be surprised by the vehemence of the old geezer's determination to do you harm. In any scuffle based incidents go for his stick and try to leave no marks.

Save all nut husks to make jewelry with a young person in a moment of creative endeavor on the 29th.


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