Scorpio - December 2007 - Funny Horoscope

An argument with an advocate of Intelligent Design, whom you meet in a restaurant around the 19th, is set to provide moments of high drama on your spiritual debating plane for most of the month. The planets will contrive to fill your head with ludicrous Big Bang arguments as a Christmas season treat for them.

A moment of inspired porn-based creativity in the home, from times past, is set to reveal itself to others when a video tape on which you recorded your artistic endeavors will fall into tiny hands...

You will be reminded by a priest to love your enemies. However, Jesus probably never had to deal with porn based video problems so it seems that you are on your own here.

Venus will wink coquettishly in your general direction as it continues on its trajectory of lonely emaciation on the 4th level.

 
 

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