Sagittarius - December 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A dangerous month for socializing and drinks based activities.

Your skills as an impersonator will provide your friends with moments of mirth this month as, for reasons known only to the gilding on Mars's upper-cusp, the planets have contrived to get the person you are sending up to sneak up on you from behind in mid impersonation.

You will accidentally use the word 'ejaculation' at least 25 times in an important speech you have to give to elderly relatives and their friends.

An underemployed cinema employee and part time pagan, will force you to perform a bizarre ticket buying ritual-dance next time you try to buy tickets for a teen movie.

 
 

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