dangerous month for socializing and drinks based activities.
skills as an impersonator will provide your friends with moments of mirth this
month as, for reasons known only to the gilding on Mars's upper-cusp, the planets
have contrived to get the person you are sending up to sneak up on you from behind
in mid impersonation.
will accidentally use the word 'ejaculation' at least 25 times in an important
speech you have to give to elderly relatives and their friends.
underemployed cinema employee and part time pagan, will force you to perform a
bizarre ticket buying ritual-dance next time you try to buy tickets for a teen