As a pie loving Piscean you will be emotionally overcome this month with the depth and breadth of pie based creativity in the universe. You will be surrounded by pies filled with apple, loganberry, mango and mince meat, which are set to make this month zing in a similar way the swinging 60's did with highly colored clothing and shoes.

Hallucinogenic drugs are poorly starred before the 7th, but after 15th home based binges (including orgies) are well starred - ensure you have completed any yet-to-be-finished festive season decorations before starting.

A junior manager in a hardware store will give you hurried advice that he knows to be wrong on the 6th as he is desperate to urinate.

Be fearful of any public urinals with less than three blue antiseptic blocks.