Libra - December 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Over the Christmas season you will see a movie and review it completely wrongly to friends at a social occasion. Your overheard comments will be deemed so newsworthy that your review will be mentioned mockingly on a local radio breakfast show.

Your worst fears over a dodgy magicians set, given as a gift to a youngster, are to be confirmed this month after $27 goes missing during the trick in which a youngster asks someone from the audience to give him a dollar bill.

The charms of a stranger will enthuse your risk taking nature, however avoid wearing thongs upon your naked self (especially if they are made out of leopard colored material) until after 18th of the month.

 
 

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