Gemini - December 2007 - Funny Horoscope

This month, raw apples, lemons, oranges, mango, passion fruits, kiwis, strawberries, raspberries, grapefruits, but not cranberries, are out of favor with most of the planets. Conversely, pies or cakes which include these fruits as an ingredient are really well starred.

A game of football is unlikely to end the way you would want it to as the referee wrestles with Uranus.

DVD and CD players are inversely aligned with the stars, which may present itself to you in the form of the tray jumping in and out unexpectedly even when the power is switched off.

 
 

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