Capricorn - December 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A moment of 1970's boy band, Osmond Brother based, nostalgia, will excite your interest in white all-in-one suits with colored lapels.

Jupiter's continued journey along the ancient, invisible, line of Ka, suggests problems with electrical equipment which use water, such as dish washers and washing machines. This translates in your reality to doors becoming unlocked after the midnight hour has struck, especially on the hotter cycles.

You will make a prediction that will be completely wrong on the 16th, and then, on the 17th, a prediction which is completely right. However, everyone who heard you on the 16th will ignore the correct prediction, suggesting you are a fool. Accept, graciously, this attitude as a cover for your increasingly accurate super powers.

 
 

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