American dictators will, at times, make things awkward this month, especially
ones that speak in Spanish and point violently when delivering their speeches.
Be particularly wary of South American related commemorative plates which arrive
unexpectedly in the post.
rare alignment between Jupiter and Mars (whilst Pluto transgresses the plane of
No Name) favors flying vases of the Ming dynasty. Ming dynasty vases have a particularly
pleasing (to the planets) whoosh as they fly through the air with a dull egg-like
spasm in your lower back bodes ill for your well-being in the coming months. Avoid
prolonged exercise based thrusts and, specifically, bench dips, in the period
leading up to the global gym membership rush in January.