August 2007 - Funny Horoscope

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AWARDS

Use of Frottage in a horoscope August 2005-February 2007

Voted Most Likely To Succeed by some high school or other in western USA

An honorary Dooby Doo from the Scooby Doo fanciers Mystery Horoscope Society

Invited to dance while sitting with our legs crossed at a tea party by a randy old man, December 2006

Tickled under the chin by the cat tickling under the chin fellowship

 

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