has a message just for you this month: Either get a telescope and interpret the
yourself, or look in your favorite newspaper or magazine horoscope on the 6th.
Normally we do not rate newspaper horoscopes because they are wildly inaccurate
and glib, however just this once take a peak. Interpret this widely for maximum
accuracy, or use the method of the tea leaves when you feel up for it (tip: whatever
the image made by the tea leaves looks like will happen this month).
of the methods of colonic irrigation are well starred, although, given a choice,
best to favor the flexible plastic pipe approach and choose the most sympathetic
looking person in control of the water pressure.
month the stars all agree that the best tune to hum will be any Frank Sinatra
standard, especially hits with the term 'shoooby doo' in them, which will peak
in effectiveness around the 14th.