Mars will remind you this month of a saying that your grandmother used to have,
which went something like this: "A slap is as good as a tickle to a man who
has been slapped a lot." Beware of using this phrase before the 14th of the
month, and, afterwards, only use it in the presence of pets or people with whom
you have a purely sexual relationship.
argument will erupt around the 17th with a person who hears only the exact opposite
of everything you say. Do not, under any circumstances, reverse your argument
to make that person understand if there is any possibility you could be overheard
by a third party who will then enter into a seemingly endless triple-pronged argument
leading on to a 1970's-style situation-comedy argument nightmare but without any
prospect of a commercial break.
that violence involving custard pies is only a trip to the cake shop away.
month the stars indicate that your favored tune to hum or whistle will be any
Aretha Franklin hit from the 1960s.