Sagittarius - August 2007 - Funny Horoscope

Your joy of life will be continually hampered by the very same Plutonian interference which made last month sizzle with disappointment. There's not much that can be done, apart from to continue your embargo on eggs and any other food item which comes out of an animal's bottom.

A chance meeting involving (in some way) a fish with tentacles will force you to question the random nature of the universe after the 4th, which previously you based your unique life-philosophy on.

Fashion: Do not clash a hat with a scarf (/cravat), favoring a matching combination, in any social-dance between 14th-21st of the month.

This month try to hum a patriotic ditty not associated with war.

 

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