Pisces - August 2007 - Funny Horoscope

You will leave a tongue twister half finished this month following a complicated confusion involving a hat, a pot plant and miscellaneous juggling objects, some of which are on fire.

A choking fit will leave you dazed and reluctant to eat fish again for the next three months.

Nothing will be able to prepare you for a dressing down you will receive, in error, from a best friend or employer around the 8th. Once this case of mistaken identity has been rectified, use the resultant embarrassment to your financial advantage.

This month your favored humming tune will be any jaunty number involving birds flying freely in the sky.

 

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