dream involving cartoon character Droopy, a carrot on a stick and a box of Acme
Cement is not likely to be made clear to you this month, despite your desperate
calls to a night time radio chat show.
is well starred this month, to coincide with the media silly season. Ensure that
you place a bucket under any religious artifact to catch any blood, milk or goo
from the 12th. There is also a 10% chance of a cow-like ornament producing up
to three pints of milk on the 19th. Whatever you do just quietly clean it all
up and do not inform the media.
month the stars insist that you hum 'Always look on the bright side of life.'
(There are dance steps to this song, it is not essential that you learn them.)