Capricorn - August 2007 - Funny Horoscope

A small fish, that was absentmindedly swimming in a tropical fish tank, will be startled by you as you run past it in a hurry on the 9th. This incident will provide inspiration to a songwriter who will one day make the world sing at your expense.

Your Capricornian competitive streak is set to make life slightly more exciting, but not in the way you will initially envisage when you challenge someone much smaller than you to a basketball match on the 8th.

This month your tune to hum should be selected from Gershwin back catalogue.

 

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