It is a cosmic joke that, as an Aquarian, you are pretty good with water...

This month, the universe (in particular solar system bad boys Saturn and Pluto) will sneer openly in an incident involving a pipe, a bucket which is clearly too small, and a man with a painted face with a big fat red nose. You will, ultimately, be judged not on your initial reaction, but in the time it takes for you to calm down. Try not to peel vegetables during this time of anger as more than the optimal amount of peel will be taken from the vegatables.

This month your tune to hum or whistle should be chosen from Elton John or Rod Stewart's back catalogue. Under no circumstances take your favored hit from David Bowie as Uranus seeks solice in a momentary defibuliratory arrangement with itself.